| COMIC STRIPS AND STORIES
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JAMBALAYA - My Free Comic Book Day gift to you! I did this for the Wide Awake Press food-themed FCBD minicomic giveaway, and now I am sharing it here.
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MONSTER - The frontman for the Austin-based rockers Asylum Street Spankers wrote these lyrics for their children's album "Mommy Says No!" and I adapted it to comics form for an anthology he's putting together.
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BURT AXLEY AND THE MEN OF LOGGING CAMP ALPHA - This tale of the Northwest's strangest lumberjack was rejected (or at least ignored) by "Disney Adventures" magazine. Fortunately, my standards are lower than theirs so I'm putting it up here for kids of all ages to enjoy!
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WEB OF REVENGE - Another comic starring one of my favorite superheroes! Someone's got it in for J. Jonah Jameson, and only your friendly neighborhood web-slinger can set things right. Go get 'em, tiger!
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OFFICE FUNNIES: "ALLERGY PILL" - Our hero takes some expired medication and goes through the rabbit hole. This comic was entirely written under the influence of said medication, which maybe explains something.
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OFFICE FUNNIES: "SECURITY CHECK" - Our hero doesn't need no stinkin' badges. Or does he? Watch as he tangles with an overzealous security guard!
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MATT'S RABBIT: NAUGHTY OR NICE - It's Christmas time again, and you know what that means--Boon's got a convoluted scheme to capture Santa Claus for personal gain. Is such a thing physically possible?
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SUPERMAN VS. AN ELEPHANT - I love superheroes! And I wanted to draw the Big Blue Boy Scout beating holy hell out of an uppity pachyderm!
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CHICKEN ABOUT TOWN (Sneak Preview) - Step right up and read the first four pages of the first book in my ongoing "Chicken About Town" saga--colorized for your online pleasure. If you like what you see, buy the book in the store.
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OFFICE FUNNIES: "WHO'S THE BOSS?" - There's such a thing as Bosses' Day. It's a real holiday. Can you believe that crap? Neither can our hero.
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OFFICE FUNNIES: "FILE UNDER 'F'" - Our passive-aggressive hero puts away files poorly. A temp is hired. Mayhem ensues.
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SKETCHBOOK PIN-UPS - Not a "comic" per se, but I just thought I'd crack open my sketchbook for you and share some cheesecake. I copied these girls from a book of WWII-era pin-up art. My apologies to Gil Elvgren, Earl MacPherson, and the rest.
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HIDEOUS: A MONSTER ROMANCE - A sample page from my hit minicomic "Hideous." It's a parody of Jeffrey Brown's first couple of books, only this one's about a relationship between a woman and a horrible monster.
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MATT'S RABBIT: BY BOON - Once again, that crazy rabbit tries his hand at drawing some comic strips, with hilarious and bizarre results.
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PIG FOR PRESIDENT - Ralph Nader has nothing on this plucky little pig who decides to make a run for the Oval Office. Gather the kids 'round for this contemporary political fable!
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OFFICE FUNNIES: "HOW TO BE RICH" - What can I say? It's a foolproof plan. Remember, you didn't read it here.
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OFFICE FUNNIES: "MY CRUDDY VALENTINE" - Our hero kicks it up a notch during this season of love.
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MATT'S RABBIT: "ELVIS CHECKS" - Just a short gag strip. Matt tries to liven up his bill-paying chores.
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MATT'S RABBIT: "GLASS OF WATER" - It's not new, but since this classic Sunday strip has been pulled from the "Portfolio" section, I thought it ought to be preserved here.
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OFFICE FUNNIES: "SECRET SANTA" - It's Christmas party time at the office, and you know what that means. Will our hero get lucky, or very, very unlucky?
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MONSTER ETHICS - Ol' bolt-neck ruminates about morality, free will, and the nature of evil. Not as boring as it sounds. Originally ran in The New Yinzer.
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MONKEY, P.I. IN: "THE DAME GAME" (Part Two) - The Monkey, P.I. wraps up all the loose ends in the thrilling conclusion. Read part one if you need a refresher.
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HOW TO DRAW CARTOONS THE LUNCHBREAK COMICS WAY - Yours truly steps up and reveals the tricks of the trade. You too can be a cartoonist!
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OFFICE FUNNIES: "BREAK ROOM COFFEE" - Based on a true story.
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MATT'S RABBIT: "ALL ABOUT THE GAMMA RAYS" - Matt ponders a career change. Should he become a genetically altered monster? Where's Jennifer Connelly when you need her?
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OFFICE FUNNIES: "CUBICLE GAMBLING RING" - Our hero finds a way to earn some extra cash on the side. Will Marcie ruin everything?
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STU ATWOOD - Seven samples of a comic strip I submitted to syndicates a while back. A hipster, his girlfriend, and his slacker roommates co-exist in a big house.
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OFFICE FUNNIES: "THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE" - If you know the song, you won't be surprised that it drives our hero to attempted murder. For the total effect, get someone to sing along as you read. You'll see what I mean.
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DESTINATION: EARTH - Lunchbreak Comics gets all "Twilight Zone" on you, with a space-age tale of Man and Martian, marooned on a desolate asteroid.
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MONKEY, P.I. IN: "THE DAME GAME" (Part One) - It's female trouble for the Monkey, P.I. when he gets mixed up with the girlfriend of a notorious gangster. Stay tuned for the second thrilling installment, coming soon!
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ANGST-MAN FEVER - Find out what happened to your favorite videogame superstar after the 80's arcade craze went bust. Originally appeared in The New Yinzer.
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MATT'S RABBIT: "MUSTACHE" (Written and Drawn by Boon) - Just like Billy in "The Family Circus," Boon gave the cartoonist a break and cranked out his own "Matt's Rabbit" strip. How awful is it? Read, and be amazed!
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MATT'S RABBIT: "SCHEDULED TO DIE" - Matt watches a cursed videotape that leaves him with only seven days to live. Will Boon be able to stop the evil spirit in time?
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OFFICE FUNNIES: "JAPANESE MOTIVATIONAL FILM '84" - If you liked the workplace comedy before, wait till you see it re-dubbed as a Reagan-era piece of Japanese propaganda!
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MATT'S RABBIT: "LIVE THE HILARITY" - Boon's got yet another idea to add sitcom-style zaniness to his and Matt's mundane existance, but Matt isn't going for it. Exclusive one-page story.
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OFFICE FUNNIES: "A GIFT FOR MARCIE" - Every office loves an excuse for a party, but our hero smells a rat. Does that shrew get the best of him once again? Find out in this brand-new adventure!
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HIGHLIGHTS FROM "MATT'S RABBIT: THE COMIC STRIPS" - If you haven't bought the book yet, here's what you've been missing. Colorized.
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LISA AND THE LEPRECHAUN IN: "KICKING ASP" - A complete one-page story featuring the stars of my book "Lisa and the Leprechaun." I was going to title this one "Snakes Alive!" but didn't want to embarrass myself.
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HAPPY CAT'S WORLD OF FUN - The most surreal comic strip I ever had the poor judgment to submit to the syndicates.
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